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if you get on 1g5g letme know.
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hahahaha i was kidding but i wish!!

Text 9
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anderson cooper just tweeted me back

and thus, a demonstration of twitter superiority to everything

edit: also a demonstration of how famous i am

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thedailywhat:

Pricey Cat Toy of the Day: I don’t know what’s crazier: That someone let their cat scratch the crap out of their iPad screen for the sake of a YouTube video, or that this cat has a better high score in Fruit Ninja than I do.

[dpaf.]

Earlier: Bearded Dragon plays Ant Crusher; African Bullfrog plays Finger Crusher.

SO CUTE DEAD

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Scumbag Microwave Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Scumbag Microwave

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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Zoom

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i have been tweeted at by juan and dean, so i should just be on the show. i’m famous. #obviously

i have been tweeted at by juan and dean, so i should just be on the show. i’m famous. #obviously

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spondulix: cockwielders: stuffplusmyface: The best Christmas present EVER. is that your fetish ITS A LUCHADOR MASK GOSH YOU’RE SO IGNORANT. bitch i know what the fuck it is! you can still have a fucking fetish for stupid LUCHADOR MASKS jesus. did you know some people like to put small rodents up their assholes? (like me) i learned about fetishes in my stupid sociology class last year. ANYTHING CAN BE A FETISH Zoom

spondulix:

cockwielders:

stuffplusmyface:

The best Christmas present EVER.

is that your fetish

ITS A LUCHADOR MASK GOSH YOU’RE SO IGNORANT.

bitch i know what the fuck it is! you can still have a fucking fetish for stupid LUCHADOR MASKS jesus. did you know some people like to put small rodents up their assholes? (like me) i learned about fetishes in my stupid sociology class last year. ANYTHING CAN BE A FETISH

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tom-kelly: 9gag: Facebook Rule #1 truth. CARA likes her own shit all the time. do you suck your own dick cara. DO YOU? i do indeed suck my own dick. i also must set an example for every stupid person i am friends with on facebook, because i dont think they realize that they should be clicking the like button on my things. silly idiots.

tom-kelly:

9gag:

Facebook Rule #1

truth. CARA likes her own shit all the time. do you suck your own dick cara. DO YOU?

i do indeed suck my own dick. i also must set an example for every stupid person i am friends with on facebook, because i dont think they realize that they should be clicking the like button on my things. silly idiots.

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lol keira knightly

lol keira knightly

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stuffplusmyface: The best Christmas present EVER. is that your fetish Zoom

stuffplusmyface:

The best Christmas present EVER.

is that your fetish

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